Nov 032011
 
iPhone-4-White

I like Apple products, they look nice, they feel good, they do what I want them to do, when I want them to do it, they work! And as someone who likes Apple products I have to like everything they do and evangelise how great the company is and all its range are. But I recently bought the iPhone 4S and have to say, it’s not all that!

I upgraded from the 3GS having waited far too long for the mythical iPhone 5. I’m not going to go into all the technical details because to be honest who really cares? If mobile phone manufacturers believe that the average customer really cares if its a blah blah chipset or a blah blah2 chipset they are sadly mistaken. The phone needs to be useable and to do what it says it will.

What is better than the 3GS? Well everything that made the 4 better than the 3GS. Front facing camera, better main camera, better screen.. Ummmmmm… that’s about it. It feels a bit more sturdy. So the iPhone 4 was an improvement on the 3GS. The 4S though doesn’t seem to have anything extra on it that the 4 had, I know this opens the door to some Apple over-enthusiast to tell me that with the blah blah2 chipset and the gazillion megapixel camera that takes a picture 0.2 milliseconds faster than the Samsung it is the best phone on the market – I DON’T CARE!

LIGHT – the camera has a light on it. Another improvement. Oh wait, the 4 had that one as well didn’t it…

In fact the one noticeable difference I have seen is that when I started writing this my battery was at 100% and it is now at 95% and believe me, I’m a pretty speedy typer. I can even type when not looking at the screen that’s how good a typer I am! I can guarantee that when I go home tonight my phone will be fully charged at 100% and when I wake up the following morning the battery will say it is at 10-15%. Less than 12 hours battery life on standby is not the same as the 200 hours we were promised!

So let’s talk about the one big addition that people will notice, Siri. This is so new, I have never seen a voice control feature on a phone, except my old Nokia back in 2002 and every phone I’ve had since then. The difference. Siri has a name! Does it work any better? No. It is shockingly poor. It was supposed to have natural language processing. It doesn’t do this. Maybe if the programmers spent more time working on it and less time teaching it humourous responses to 2001 questions it would actually be useful. Maybe if they realised that there are countries outside of the US it would be useful. Maybe if it actually had natural language processing rather that saying “I’m sorry I don’t understand blah blah” if you didn’t speak like a ridiculous glottalstopped caricature of Tony Blair it might be useful. But it doesn’t. It is useless.

This all seems very negative. I actually like my iPhone. I just am no longer excited by it. And no longer feel like I will get the next iPhone no matter what. I will definitely shop around a bit more next time. Apple have lost it. They sold on their reputation, but you can only really do that the once in the fast changing times of technology. What would I have liked? Gadgets! We buy smart phones so we can go to the pub and say “look what my phone can do – it is much better than yours”. I want a phone with an electric shaver in it, or a lighter, or more realistically near field technology so that I can pay/use my Oyster card on my phone. I don’t want to be in the embarrassing situation of showing off Siri, only to get the response “I’m sorry I don’t know what a business is outside of the US”.

If you have an iPhone 4 don’t bother, if you have a 3GS look around, you might find something a bit more exciting out there!

Mar 222011
 
Marazion

As we crossed the Tamar I pointed out to Layla that the huge river we were crossing was the dividing point between Devon and Cornwall. I may have tooted my horn as I drove into Cornwall, it has been too long.

Eden Domes

Eden Domes

Then on into Cornwall and the long and winding roads to Eden. Stepping into Eden is a futuristic experience, I felt like a child entering the sets of one of my favourite Sci-Fi films.The whole thing was so exciting, the huge white domes holding an entire tropical rainforest within an old quarry. Word of advice though, don’t watch the Dead Cat thing – it just isn’t nice.

Our first port of call was actually ice skating. I had fun, hadn’t been for a long long time. Layla on the other hand, clung to the rail for five minutes before retiring and offering to take “action shots” on the new camera -these did not turn out well. So I’m not putting any up. The rest of the day was great for photos, the skating not so much.

Statues in Eden

Statues in Eden

Statues in Eden

Statues in Eden

Once we/I had enough of ice skating we went into the domes. The first was the Mediterranean Dome (I suddenly feel like Richard O’Brian on the Crystal Maze – and have just had one of my best ideas ever, Crystal Maze in Eden!). Had some great food in there, a lemon chicken kebab and some chorizo stew. Then for a quick wonder around. There were a lot of fantastic sculptures hidden round and about in the Med Dome, and the plants were interesting, although I didn’t really feel like I was seeing anything I hadn’t seen in some parts of the UK. This was obviously in direct comparison to the childlike glee I felt when entering the Tropical Dome.

Purple Flower

Purple Flower

Orange Flower

Orange Flower

Red Flower

Red Flower

In the Tropical Dome everything was much bigger and exciting and foreign, even the chocolate, coffee and bananas, every day commodities for us, but how often do we actually get to see them on the trees and plants. Everywhere there was a lesson to be learnt on fairtrade and how local growers are treated and in some cases exploited. The socio-economic plight of the third world farmers was on display all over the place for this reason (if for no other) I think it is an educational experience that everyone should experience.

TRex and his keeper

TRex and his keeper

Waterfall in Eden

Waterfall in Eden

 

But then there was the pure wonder of it all, the gigantic trees looming overhead, the huge waterfall, in a Tropical Dome, in a quarry in Cornwall, the Tyrannosaurus Rex. Yes there was a dinosaur. Then to round it all off there was the trip to the top of the dome. I doubt there will ever come a chance again to stand on top of a tropical rainforest, to look down on the canopy. I’d recommend everyone reading this to get down to Cornwall and do this as soon as possible.

The only downside was that although the political aspect was well highlighted, I didn’t think the science was really bought to the fore. Why were some species chosen to be in the domes? Were they self sufficient (obviously not), what is the level of leakage, could we build this on the moon? I’d modelled microcosms for part of my Masters and there was the excitement of seeing this on a huge scale, but I had no idea if they were even looking at the same thing. There was so much more I wanted to learn about

Layla and me ontop of the rainforest

Layla and me ontop of the rainforest

 Eden and hopefully they will rectify this. Some people will go for the

Waterfall in Eden

Waterfall in Eden

 science, please don’t deny us it. Although that said, as an experience, as a living museum and a spectacle of what can be achieved Eden is second to none.

Next we were back on the road again and to St.

Hot Air Balloon in Eden

Hot Air Balloon in Eden

Michael’s Mount, for those who haven’t seen it St. Michaels Mount is a very small island near Penzance which can be reached by a tidal causeway, but as the tide was in when we were there we could only see it from the beach. Probably a good thing given the weather. It was one of the colder and more blustery days to see St. Michaels. So much so that Layla was wearing a tube scarf as a hat. We stopped in the pub for some good local ale while overlooking the sea and island while the sea wall all around us was taking a proper battering from the storm.

We managed to make it back to the car just in time as the car park was about to be locked, but the friendly car park keeper (is that the right word?) had decided to walk his dog until I showed up – many thanks, I would not have fancied the walk to Mousehole on a day like that.

The evening was spent in Mousehole, a tiny little village just past Newlyn. Once we had the fun of driving around the towns one way system I parked my car in the most precarious place I have ever parked my car. Right on the harbour wall, while a storm was building. This was not made any easier by the fact it was pitch black when we arrived with few lights and only a thin rope to stop us backing up into the harbour.

St. Michaels Mount

St. Michaels Mount

The Ship Inn was a great place to stay, the room was great and the staff were friendly. They recommended a little restaurant called the Cornish Range. We walked in and the whole place smelt amazing, obviously the whole menu was fish. I had Scallops again to start, these were good, but not a patch on the ones from the night before. Then a fish Thai green curry. This was good, but not as good as the recommendation from the guy who came back in just to thank the chef for a great meal.

Layla at St. Michael's Mount

Layla at St. Michael's Mount

I think Mousehole was one of my favourite places, just for its uniqueness as a small Cornish fishing village, clinging to the rocks on which it is built. It is worth going to and having a swift jar at the Ship Inn, or if you get the chance stay over there.

Mar 102011
 
Boat on Barbican

A couple of weeks ago Layla and me went on a bit of a road trip around the South-West. Given that Layla had never actually been there and I grew up there I knew there was a lot to see and do in the short time we had to give her a proper view of what my childhood had been. I don’t think this was quite the “relaxing” way that she had been intending to spend half term, but we did get to see a lot and meet a lot of family along the way, as you’ll see. 

Boat on Barbican

Boat on Barbican

Also for those who were following my tweets and FB before we went I bought a new camera, the Nikon D3100, so some of the photos are shown throughout, although a lot of the more experimental (read disasters) were removed. Of note should be the action shots we were trying to take while ice skating in Eden – complete disaster. 

The trip started early on Saturday morning with a brief stop off at my parents to pick up some stuff for Jess (my sister). Then on the road heading straight for the M40. Yep, I know, mistake from the word go, but a quick detour on the North Circular and I was then heading for the M4 and the South-West. 

Drakes Island, Plymouth

Drakes Island, Plymouth

The first point of call was a stop off to see Layla’s uncle, aunt and cousins just outside Bath. Layla’s uncle is an architect and showed us some great software for designing “dream homes” got me into a bit of a Grand Designs mood for my flat, before I remembered there isn’t actually a lot of scope for a small London flat. Her twin cousins, both (obviously both being twins) were 5years old and hilarious constantly telling more and more obscure jokes and from the way they were constantly talking I started to wonder if their might not be a public speaking gene in the family – does such a thing exist? 

Smeaton's Tower

Smeaton's Tower

Next stop was Plymouth, we dumped our stuff at the B&B  before heading out to Tamerton to see Abi (other sister), Joe (brother) and Jess. It was good to have a brief catch up and drop off some presents for the little ones. But we couldn’t stay for too long as we had a dinner appointment at Pier Masters. 

Abi, Layla and Bethany reading a book

Abi, Layla and Bethany reading a book

Pier Masters is on the Barbican, right on the harbour front of the “old” part of Plymouth. Boring history stuff: this part of Plymouth dates back to Elizabethan times, think Francis Drake and Walter Raleigh, playing bowls and defeating Spanish armadas of hundreds of ships with three little ships (ok, yes they were on fire – but pretty awesome all the same). But during the war a large part of Plymouth was destroyed during the blitz so there are only a few of these old parts of Plymouth that still remain. The Barbican is one such place and gets me into a dreamy state imagining how beautiful Plymouth must have been. 

Joe and Laura

Joe and Laura

The restuarant was fantastic, my starter of scallops was one of the best things I have had in a long time. Hand picked local scallops with crispy pancetta and a rich balsamic reduction will never be beaten in my humble opinion. 

We were staying in a nice little B&B on the sea front, just down from the Hoe. So in the morning I went for a run along the sea front, before picking up the car, and having a bacon sandwich back at the B&B. Then we went to meet Abi, Joe et al, for more breakfast (pancakes and bacon) at a place called Montey’s again down on the Barbican, near the Mayflower steps (Boring history stuff (again): this is where the Pilgrim Father’s finally set off from on their fateful journey across the Atlantic before landing at Plymouth Rock in Massachesetts USA). So two breakfasts in one day – this was proving to be a great holiday, although I think I might have preferred trying the Cap’n Jaspers half yard hot dog challenge – just for old times sake. 

Cap'n Jaspers

Cap'n Jaspers

From here we had a brief moment in the City Centre to pick up a few bits and bobs before heading off, a short stop in St. Budeaux to drop some stuff off with Jess and we were on the road to Eden. 

Mayflower Steps

Mayflower Steps

Jan 052011
 
Mead

Over the weekend (before heading up to Oldham) I started off a gallon of mead, yes I have decided to go back to the middle ages. I have never actually tasted mead so this could be an interesting experience as:

  1. I have nothing to compare it to
  2. I don’t actually know if I like mead or not

What I do know is that I like honey and I like wine, so this is surely just a sweet (sorry) marriage of the two? We’ll see.

The batch should take at least a year to be ready, so we can be drinking it by next Christmas. When I saw this recipe on The Joy of Mead website I knew it would be a great little festive brew, so got to collecting the best of ingredients.

Technically this is actually a metheglin, as it is a mead containing spices, but I prefer to think of this as mulled mead as it contains those Christmassy ingredients that would make it mulled, also apparently you can drink mead warm so this is sounding better and better.

Orange Clove Mead Recipe:

  • 1 gallon water
  • 25 raisins
  • 1 cinnamon stick
  • 1 whole orange, sliced and peels included
  • 1 pinch of allspice
  • 1 pinch of nutmeg
  • 3 1/2 pounds of honey
  • 1 whole clove
  • yeast
  • yeast nutrient
  • few tablespoons of sugar
  • citric acid

Heat the honey with twice the amount of water and all the spices and fruit, once warmed through and thoroughly mixed (but not boiling) remove from heat and add the remaining water. Allow to cool to around 22-25′.

Make a starter for the yeast from the sugar, yeast nutrient, citric acid and yeast with some tepid water. The acid and nutrient are extremely important as honey does not have the acidity or nutrients required for yeast to ferment. Leave at room temperature for around half an hour, it should be bubbling away by the time the honey water has cooled enough.

Put the honey mixture in a sterylised food grade plastic bucket and add the yeast starter mix. Leave to bubble away for a week or so, this will be a very violent bubbly effervecent brew (need to remember to add a picture tonigh). Once this has calmed down strain into a gallon demijon and leave to bubble until clear. This should take around 1 month. Then rack. Leave to settle. Rack. Repeat. After a year this should be fully clear and ready to drink warm. I’ll let you know what it’s like. If it’s anywhere near as good as the plum wine we cracked open on New Years Eve I’ll be a very happy boy.